craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

that’s so raisin

omg for our late night cult classics at work we’re playing reservoir dogs, the big lebowski, inception, lost highway, and then scott pilgrim (all in that order)

i just pre-ordered spring breakers on blu-ray wut wut

darrynek:

you have to break a few legs to make an omelette